just woke up from a dream.
apparently i was at some huge parkour park. the layout was like an enormous castle, with a mote surrounding, and a lake in the middle. people were jumping off a cushioned outer walkway of the castle over the mote and onto big cushions, doing slow flips and things. not too shabby, i thought, but i can’t be like breaking arms and shit.
i cautiously walked around til i saw this cool rubber geometric dome thing that was all grippy. i snapped into ninja/parkour mode and scrambled up the top, ran down the back, and entered a massive dark hallway full of steam. there were sprinkler heads on the ground, which wasn’t very cool, since you had to be barefoot and one could easily stub a toe. i had to walk very carefully, eyes wide open, hands scanning the ground.
at the end of the hallway my beanie almost got pulled off my head as i entered a zone full of static electricity. i escaped through a door and ran as fast as i could down a narrow sloped hallway, busting through the next set of doors. i entered a room narrow enough you could bounce off the walls to reach the ceiling, which is what i did, and there was a paper towel dispenser waiting for me. i took one, left the building, met someone who told me about a cool waterfall inside.
i want to build this parkour facility.